Thank You Very Much
In Kmama's words: "It's Free Therapy Day!! That's right, it's Thursday, which means it's the Thank You Very Much day. The way it works is that you take out all your frustrations on people/things that peeved you off during the week and thank them in a very sarcastic way, for being who or what they are/doing what they did." Need to get something off of your chest? Have at it!
1. I absolutely love it when I'm driving on the interstate, and there's a car in the left lane who insists on going slower than the speed limit. Especially when no one is in the right lane. The rule of the road is: stay right except to pass. I'd love to have a scrolling marquee in the back window that would say something like, "Learn how to drive!"
2. To the man in WalMart who wasn't happy with the electronics salesman: Thanks for pouring your nasty dip spit on the computers. Maybe if you hadn't taken your phone in for service before deleting the picture of the naked lady, you could've saved yourself some aggravation. The man got upset because the associate saw the picture, then demanded that the phone be destroyed. So, the associate took a hammer and smashed the phone, then gave him a replacement phone. The guy left, then the cameras caught him coming in later with a bottle containing some brown substance, which he poured over the display computers. Gotta love the rednecks here in E.Tn. (The comment that someone left on that article: "I guess no one was supposed to see his mama that way but him?")
3. To the school system where I work: It's July. Not August. It's 90+ degrees with high humidity. And we're going to start school already? It seems like it gets earlier and earlier every year. I knew it was coming, yet I tried not to think about it, thinking that if I avoided it, it wouldn't happen. Yes, I enjoy the week break during fall, but is it necessary to start this early, just so the high school kids can finish their semester at Christmas? The elementary kids can't go on the playground because of the heat. I doubt it will ever change!
Join us at Kmama's and get some things off your chest!